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Thursday, 11 March 2010

Encourage Your Physiognomy (Revisited)

You can't beat an egg.
I've tried and it's impossible.
It always cheats by nicking £500 notes from the bank when you're not looking.

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

One Up Man Ship

I make it ingenious.
U make it ingenuous.
I win.

Sunday, 7 March 2010

The Question is "Why Do They Do It?"

Being about the relaunch of the classic Police Academy series.

When Orwell wrote of 1984
He didn't predict screwballs taking the fore
And the stories of bumbling, zany recruits
Fackler, Hightower - all in cahoots

Reformed criminals Jones and Mahoney
Captain Harris' head up a pony
Zed and Sweetchuck clowning around
A stir fried shrimp from out of town

Be it an assignment to Miami beach
With a hapless boss whose face is a peach
The odd tango at the Blue Oyster Bar
Or the hilarious destruction of Copeland's car

So it seems the series will now be remade
Old friends and new back out on parade
And for any out there who said it was bad
I've got three words - don't move dirtbag!

Thursday, 4 March 2010

A Clew of Bookworms

Today is World Book Day, so with little derision
Switch off your computer and television
And pick up a tome, a volume, un livre
And rediscover the joy to read, yeah!

May I recommend the wonderful 'Wordwatching' by Alex Horne?